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Half of me wants to go to work, half of me doesn’t. What is this? 

I can’t wait until May 31st.

HOME FREE BABY.

bencrowther: This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.
gxldslvgs: Focused

thelandoffakebelieve:

Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

(via radkyle)

trapcartel:

Show me your butts

(via lamesz)

sleepingcadaver: woody why 

I don’t like math. I actually hate. 

One of my customers called me sweetie yesterday, I almost died. 

I can’t take little names like that- let someone call me darling on the job. Dick gettin sucked right there.

bmensah: ha

rihyo:

i have a very sexually active mind for a very sexually inactive body

(via bmensah)

whoiszachking: lol